Which was clearly what the reality star was thinking as she got changed in front of pal Jonathan Cheban - to gauge whether or not he is gay.
The 30-year-old TV star was in the closet, so to speak, of her New York hotel and decided to carry out the 'test' after Kris Humphries gets her thinking about her friend's sexual orientation.
Kris is convinced PR guru Jonathan is homosexual - and tells him as much - but Kim is not so sure, saying they have never talked about his private life before.
The results of her little striptease - which aired last night in an episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York - are inconclusive, however. Jonathan averts his eyes when she strips to her bra.
But later Kim tells Kris: 'I got changed in front of him to see if he would look but he didn't.'
During their closet encounter, Kim quizzes Jonathan about what he looks for in a partner.
He jokes: 'Light skinned, big ass,' to which Kim jokes back: 'What if we are in love with each other.'
Later, in an apparent bid to prove he is straight, Jonathan goes on date with woman.
While Jonathan remained rather elusive about his sexual orientation, he apparently wanted to prove conspiracy theorist Kris wrong, whose suspicions were alerted after accompanying Kim and Jonathan on a trip to a candle shop.
While Kris sat their looking bored, Jonathan appeared to enjoy perusing all the scented products on offer, which Humphries finds odd.
Whatever the case, Jonathan was last week spotted in Miami soaking up the sun with a mystery brunette where they put on an affectionate display.